Join Date: Oct 2005
A saloon keeper in the old west was giving a new bartender some instructions. "Now,if you ever hear ' Big John's coming' just drop everything and head for the hills! Big John's the biggest,meanest,toughest outlaw ridin the trails!"
A few weeks pass and everything goes smoothly. Then one day the bartender hears 'Big John's coming!' The saloon instantly clears. The bartender attempts to flee,but is knocked down by a mob of fleeing townsfolk. As he stumbles to his feet,he sees a 7 foot-tall guy with snakeskin boots and a sneer that would frighten a raging bull. "Gimmie a beer,NOW!' He rumbles. The bartender quickly draws a draft for the monster,who chugs it in 1 gulp,then slams the mug on the bar. "C-can I get you another one,sir? " "Dangit,I don't have time! Didn't you hear Big John's a comin?' "