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Old 08-17-2011, 05:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Something sent to me tonight:

When God created kitty cats,
He had no recipe;
He knew He wanted something sweet,
As sweet as sweet could be.

He started out with sugar,
Adding just a trace of spice;
Then stirred in drops of morning dew,
To keep them fresh and nice.

He thought cats should be soft to pet,
Thus He gave them coats of fur;
So they could show they were content,
He taught them how to purr.

He made for them long tails to wave,
While strutting down the walk;
Then trained them in meow-ology,
So they could do cat-talk.

He made them into acrobats,
And gave them grace and poise;
Their wide-eyed curiosity,
He took from little boys.

He put whiskers on their faces,
Gave them tiny ears for caps;
Then shaped their little bodies,
To snugly fit on laps.

He gave them eyes as big as saucers,
To look into man's soul;
Then set a tolerance for mankind,
As their purpose and their goal.

Benevolent ... and ... generous,
He made so many of them;
Then charged, with Fatherly Concern,
The human race to love them.

When one jumped up upon His lap,
God gently stroked its head;
The cat gave Him a kitty kiss,
"What wondrous love," God said.

God smiled at His accomplishment,
So pleased with His creation;
And said, with pride, as He sat back,
"At last. . . I've reached purr-fection!"




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Old 08-17-2011, 05:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That is a sweet poem. And so very true.

Amazing how cats fit in laps is'nt it?
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What a lovely poem, Marie. Thanks for sharing.
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What a beautiful poem! Can I share this?
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Quote:
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Can I share this?
Me too?
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Sure, I did a little investigating and found the author:

Poem by Virginia (Ginny) Ellis
Copyright April 2009
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Thanks, Marie. I'll make sure to credit her.
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Old 08-20-2011, 06:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Wow, that's a great poem!
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Old 08-20-2011, 07:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That is a very sweet poem.

Although I think he accidentally dropped some nuclear material or antimatter into the mix when creating my cats.
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I think that is the best poem I have ever heard about cats. Right on.

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