A guy found an oil lamp,and when he rubbed it a genie appeared! Citing technical difficulties,the genie said he could not grant 3 wishes. "But for knock-off prizes I can give you a cure-all potion,a big diamond,and a dinner date with a female movie star." The man agreed,and when he got home,he asked his wife if anything unusual had happened. "Oh,yes,dear",she replied. A 55 gallon drum of chicken soup arrived today,your cousin left you a minor-league baseball field and mgm called. You're having dinner with Lassie tonight."
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