A guy boards a plane and walks to his seat. To his surprise,the seat next to his contains a parrot. He timidly orders a coffee. The parrot,roaring and cursing,orders a whiskey. Shaken,the stewardess brings the whiskey but not the coffee.. The parrot tips back the glass and,cursing more loudly orders another. The guy again timidly orders a coffee. Once again the stewardess waits on the obnoxious avian,but not the man. Finally the guy's had enough. Summoning his resolve, he bellows for a coffee,swearing like a sailor. The crew throw them both out the emergency exit.
The parrot says,'you know,for someone who can't fly,you're very cheeky.'
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