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post #1 of (permalink) Old 01-10-2006, 08:32 PM Thread Starter
DesnBaby
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High Blood Pressure???

> FINALLY!!!! A reason for my high blood pressure!!!!!
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> Subject: High Blood Pressure???
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>> > A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
>> > The nurse starts with certain basics.
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>> > "How much do you weigh?" she asks.
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>> > "115," she says.
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>> > The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her
>> > weight is 140.
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>> > The nurse asks, "Your height?"
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>> > "5 foot 8," she says.
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>> > The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5 foot 5.
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>> > She then takes her blood pressure and tells the
>> > woman it is very high.
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>> > "OF COURSE IT'S HIGH !" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and
> slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
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