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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 07-26-2008, 11:47 PM Thread Starter
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Dear Freeway

Just a short note to remind you of your status in your new home.

Firstly try and remember that you are a large kitty , im not a large human .. and you hanging onto my leg while im in the kitchen preparing dinner means that your dinner will be late.

As far as I can tell you are now an adult , and your pouncing about the kitchen like a kitten is terrifying the daylights out of your previous buddies.

while you are are darting around the kitchen like a kitten , also try to remember that whilst im agile im not psyhcic (sp) and should you land under my feet im going to go flying and believe me i will be less than impressed.

Your new habit of bonding with me while im on the net isnt working for me , I know my lap isnt big enough for you , but can we make a compromise ??? the blankie next to the keyboard is yours .. not the keyboard.

Oh and before I forget .. the mouse ???? its a plastic electronic thingie for computing .. not a real one .

Flippin cat is driving me banana's ......

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I forgot about the butts in face part .... I was telling hubs the other day .. im getting to the point where I can recognize my cats by their butts ....

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Dear Mum,

I'm not a "large" kitty. I'm big boned. And I like climbing your little legs since I can't get to the trees outside.

I thought my pouncing was adorable.

And I'm not trying to trip you in the kitchen, just trying to get as near as I can to your pretty little feet.

Mum, I miss your lap. I'll try to stay on the blanket by the computer.

But a mouse is a mouse, no matter what it's for.

And it's polite, and quite proper, to sniff a butt when it's presented to you.

Love,

Freeway

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post #4 of 22 (permalink) Old 07-27-2008, 01:38 PM Thread Starter
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Dear Freeway .. in case you havent noticed you dimwitted fleabag , you have free accsess to the great outdoors .. and have you perhaps noticed the 40 odd trees in our garden ??????


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And it's polite, and quite proper, to sniff a butt when it's presented to you.
AHAHAHAHA! Not a chance.
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Dear Mum,
Talk to the paw

"Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant with the weak and wrong....because sometime in your life you will have been all of these."
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Dear Freeway .. in case you havent noticed you dimwitted fleabag...
Mum!!

You KISS me with that mouth!??

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Perhaps some family counseling is in order.

Carol, please tell Freeway how his actions make you feel.

Freeway, please listen without judging. (Freeway, please do not bathe during the session!)

Now, let's reverse these roles. There, now, isn't this better?

Freeway? Isn't this better? FREEWAY, would you please stay awake when I'm talking to you!!

Carol, just watch where you're walking, and buy a new mouse.




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Oh my this has made me laugh ... he is such a silly boy .. doing the sideways skitter dance at his age .. lying on his back in the middle of the passage fast asleep legs all over.

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