In the doghouse...errr...cathouse? - Cat Forum : Cat Discussion Forums
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 07-26-2009, 05:21 PM Thread Starter
Cat
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 182
In the doghouse...errr...cathouse?

So I was clearing up the kitchen after breakfast and putting things back in the fridge. And of course Velvet being a cat, padded up to the fridge all silent and...well, cat-like. Of course I didn't hear him because cats are the masters of ninja stealth. So as I was opening up the fridge, it whacked him pretty hard on the backside.

Clearly I did this on purpose because I am being treated like an abusive cat slave. It's very humbling to have a cat turn up it's nose at you.

I figure he may forgive me in about a week.
velvet6 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 07-26-2009, 08:31 PM
Premier Cat
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Guntersville, Alabama, USA
Posts: 5,510
Re: In the doghouse...errr...cathouse?

I doubt it'll be a whole week. He's just yanking your slave-chain.
But don't let him chafe your neck with that iron collar. It's in the cat union handbook: only psychological punishments are allowed for minor infractions.
Corporal punishments are reserved for more serious violations.

Shhh - there will be **** to pay if it gets out that I've seen the Handbook
gunterkat is offline  
post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 07-26-2009, 08:51 PM Thread Starter
Cat
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 182
Re: In the doghouse...errr...cathouse?

I don't think Velvet has a copy of that handbook seeing his penchant for biting and scratching. He finds ankles and calves to be especially offensive. I suspect that may be because he was a stray when I found him as a 6 month old kitten and by the looks of it, he'd been on his own for a while if his bony figure was anything to go by.

Do you suppose you could send me a copy?

Don't worry. Arianwen will never hear it from me.
velvet6 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Cat Forum : Cat Discussion Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome