Things my cats know how to do
First off, we have them pretty well trained that they do not belong on the counters, dressers, coffee table, bathtub, etc. They can go on our bed and the couch. Every now and then they test us and all I have to do is say, "Uh uh" or "Off" and they get down.
We have this corner cupboard (triangle shaped shelves) in our kitchen that I didn't know what to do with when we moved in. So, I made it the kitty cupboard. Their catnip, treats, food, extra water filters, tuna, etc. goes in there. They know that so when it's time to eat, that's where they go. If their food bowl is empty Snowball will paw at me (kneading motion) til I fill the bowls. It's rather cute.
When the key hits the lock in the morning they RUN to the door like a stampede of elephants. My husband does their treats when he gets home in the mornings. I do feeding duty, he does treat duty.
Sometimes when I say "Ready to go night-night?" the cats come to bed. Usually they don't, but it's cute when they do. LOL!