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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-07-2005, 09:40 PM Thread Starter
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This is NOT an approved cat diet

Ok, so once or twice a year, we go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of junk food...usually New Years' Eve, and once in the summer. Then we watch old movies, pig out on junk food, and feel sick for a day or two (most people have a hangover New Years' Day...we just feel lousy because of all the crud we ate).

Anyhow, this year my husband bought a can of that EZ-Cheese (I tell you, this night is decadence at its ugliest!)...it comes in a can with a little nozzle, and your squirt the cheese out on a cracker. Well, no way could we eat all of that in one night, so we put it in the cupboard and have occasionally dipped into it.

This evening, my husband left the can on the coffee table while we were working in the office. I heard the usual "cat is making trouble" rustles and clunks, so I come out in the living room, and there is Assumpta, on the coffee table, with both front paws wrapped around the can of EZ-Cheese, and SUCKING THE CHEESE OUT OF THE NOZZLE!

She is definitely my husband's cat tonight.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-07-2005, 09:53 PM
 
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Ha! Demon kitty! PLEASE tell me that you took a picture! I got a really good laugh out of that one!
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Tigersmom, is that your son holding the cat in your avatar? Anyway, yeah I hope Gudewife has pics.

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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-07-2005, 10:00 PM Thread Starter
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Ha! Demon kitty! PLEASE tell me that you took a picture! I got a really good laugh out of that one!
No...she saw me walk into the living room and flew off the table, through my legs, and into the office, where she jumped up on my husband's lap and started being all cute and adorable. Grrrrrrr....
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-07-2005, 11:03 PM
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aha -- she KNEW she was being naughty!

I hope she didn't eat enough to give her an upset stomach....
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-08-2005, 12:22 AM
 
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Re: This is NOT an approved cat diet

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Ok, so once or twice a year, we go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of junk food...usually New Years' Eve, and once in the summer. Then we watch old movies, pig out on junk food, and feel sick for a day or two
That's exactly what we did too!!! Only no EZ Cheese cans here, but lots o' chips and cookies and stuff.

Go Assumpta Yeah, your hubby definitely gets to scoop that poop, and if she's farting.......hoooweee!
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-08-2005, 08:00 PM
 
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You got to admit, cats are pretty damned smart! I knew eventually, with Angel being a jumper I would catch her on the kitchen counter, well yesterday I seen her. Of course she jumped right off when she seen me. It only took her 6 weeks. They are trouble makers!
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-09-2005, 01:57 AM
 
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Poor cat's going to be stopped up for a week like a backed up drain!

Hang in there Kitty...it'll get better...just hydrate a LOT! ha ha
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-09-2005, 04:27 AM
 
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Oh that is hilarious!!! Naughty kitty, indeed. I love how she jumps into your husband's lap acting like nothing happened. Very naughty.
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