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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-28-2005, 09:46 AM Thread Starter
 
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RULES FOR NON-PET OWNERS

Thought you guys would get a kick out of this, I know I did
RULES FOR NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS
  • 1.) They live here. You don't
    2.) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture
    3.) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people
    4.) To you, it's an animal. To me, He/She is an adopted child who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
    5.) Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results.
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-28-2005, 07:08 PM
 
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my favorite line

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and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results
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post #3 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-28-2005, 09:39 PM
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Thought you guys would get a kick out of this, I know I did

3.) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
You know, I wholeheartedly agree with that one. It truly reflects how I feel these days. It is sad to say, but I am so disgusted with the human race right now....

Animals do not care one iota about race/creed/color/appearance/financial status. Nor do they care about your material possessions. Animals offer unconditional love...something which humans cannot...
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post #4 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-28-2005, 10:32 PM
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4.) To you, it's an animal. To me, He/She is an adopted child who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
I couldn't stop laughing about this line! That is too FUNNY!
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post #5 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-28-2005, 11:13 PM
 
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I have actually seen these on a t-shirt on ebay
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post #6 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-28-2005, 11:31 PM
 
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great! LOL you could set up a "shop" on www.cafepress.com and have the shirt made and give the link to others on here to order it! that's why I saw done on another message board!
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post #7 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-29-2005, 10:26 AM Thread Starter
 
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^That T-shirt looks like a good idea. My favs are the ones that say I love animals more than people & the one that says: To you, it's an animal. To me, He/She is an adopted child who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
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lol I love this list

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post #10 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-30-2005, 08:15 AM
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cafepress is expensive.
Go into a computer shop and buy a t shirt printing kit, they are really cheap, you put them thru your own printer and iron it onto a t shirt.
In the uk in pc world they were selling them for £5, and pc world isnt the cheapest of places.
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