Thought you guys would get a kick out of this, I know I did RULES FOR NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS
1.) They live here. You don't
2.) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture
3.) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people
4.) To you, it's an animal. To me, He/She is an adopted child who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
5.) Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results.
^That T-shirt looks like a good idea. My favs are the ones that say I love animals more than people & the one that says: To you, it's an animal. To me, He/She is an adopted child who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
cafepress is expensive.
Go into a computer shop and buy a t shirt printing kit, they are really cheap, you put them thru your own printer and iron it onto a t shirt.
In the uk in pc world they were selling them for £5, and pc world isnt the cheapest of places.