You ask the maitre d' for a doggie bag for the strays at company VIP international customer luxury dinners. And you stand on the sidewalk dividing the booty equally among the strays when you get back home at 2:00 am
The Royal von Meouw Dynasty: His Royal Highness the late Prince von Meouw,
Her Royal Highness Princess Gatita von Meouw, Nikita Duchess of Meouw and
His Highness Cuchi-Cuchi, next in line for the throne of Prince von Meouw.