Straymommy's Law of the House Cat: "If it has liquid inside, one of the cats will spill it."
SM's Corollary: "If it has liquid inside and is made of a breakable material, it will be spilled in half the time."
The Royal von Meouw Dynasty: His Royal Highness the late Prince von Meouw,
Her Royal Highness Princess Gatita von Meouw, Nikita Duchess of Meouw and
His Highness Cuchi-Cuchi, next in line for the throne of Prince von Meouw.