You should hear her meow. That's how she got the name Squeaky. She's just a plain-Jane cat, but she's adorable, and great natured. She's a love bug.
Callisto, on the other hand, is a straight-up chicken-****. Her name is more a play on words. She's absolutely gorgeous, though. She only likes me, my wife, and one of my buddies that comes over now and then. She's a little odd, but she's all personality. I'll get a full-on shot of her soon. Her nose is stellar. It looks like it's all pink, but lined with an eyeliner or something. Just wait and see.
I was going to write a Chuck Norris saying here, but he e-mailed me a roundhouse kick.