Its so funny that you posted this one tonight... I swear my cat is drunk I was standing behind the loveseat and he was pacing back and forth rubbing against my face... and he just fell off! Kinda slid all the way down onto the cushion and look shocked like he had no idea why he fell!
Then I had him on my lap on the computer and was looking at something, next thing I know he was falling between my legs and under the keyboard. Ended up on a shelf near the bottom of the computer desk looking at ME like it was my fault...
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."