I'm abandoned. Out of sheer spite, for the last 2 hours I've been subjected to painful absence of jowl-scratching. The authorities have apparently decided to continue this torture until they come back from work. I'm not sure my psyche will be able to endure that long. I may have to scratch myself, like an abandoned cat.
I've at long last been able to arrange for myself a normal place to sleep. I succeeded in finally pulling the authorities' bathrobe down to the bathroom floor and, though I had to wrestle fiercely with the belt, I managed to beat him down and snuggle in the bathrobe. I was only lucky because the authorities were too much in a hurry for work to cruelly steal the robe from me.
(Tribute to "Diary of a Sad Cat" - YouTube)
Any more cats here who keep a diary?
The Royal von Meouw Dynasty: His Royal Highness the late Prince von Meouw,
Her Royal Highness Princess Gatita von Meouw, Nikita Duchess of Meouw and
His Highness Cuchi-Cuchi, next in line for the throne of Prince von Meouw.