Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Newfoundland, Canada
How to train your human..
1. My human seems to have extreme reaction to something called extremely cute! I turned this to my advantage and whenever I walk up to her I purr, shake my tail or blink my eyes very slowly - all are great each on its own but if you want to see your human ooze with gooey affection - do ALL of the above at the same time!
2. If you want your humans instant attention - jump up on the counter or go somewhere you are not supposed to be and when they start walking over to you (looking irritated and trying their best to scold you) , let out the cutest meow you can muster! I know - seems like unnecessary effort but this is GUARANTEED to work instantly! They can't stay mad at you and instead they will pick you up and you will get kisses, rubs AND treats!
3. This is the best weapon I have in my arsenal - I realized this by accident!
I walked up to my human with big, wide eyes and let out a big meow that to the human sounded like "MOM"! Well, talk about turning said human into a sucker! I do this when I want to snuggle in my favorite blanket and get tucked in.
I have taken the little white one called Coca under my wing. She is slowly but surely mastering all my feline tricks! She even gets pillows and multiple blankets laid down in the rocking chair because that is the only way she will snuggle there - talk about the princess and the pea fiasco!
Sincerely, Gizmo - the world dominator!
P.S. I even got "mom" to type this up for me while I ate my lunch!