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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-04-2014, 02:03 AM Thread Starter
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If your cat spoke English...

...what would they say?

"No, I'm not yet hungry! The fact that I was a starving, freezing, lonely stray years ago does NOT in any way or form give you the right to chase me with food, cushions, blankets and loving all day!" --- Princess Gatita von Meouw

"You open the apt. door RIGHT NOW - because I say so!!" --- The Little Prince Cuchi-Cuchi von Meouw

"Not THAT spot, mom! You already scratched that spot, now you have to scratch THIS spot!" --- Duchess Nikita von Meouw

The Royal von Meouw Dynasty: His Royal Highness the late Prince von Meouw,
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"Get your keister out of that bed and feed me. I'm hungry and I want breakfast. I don't care that it is 4:30 AM. That's still morning!!" - Shelly
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Stephano this morning at 5:30 am: Mom, I don't care if it's a holiday, and dad doesn't have to get up early to go to work.....noms are at 5:30 EVERY MORNING! Get up mom! I'm beginning to feel faint! I can see the white light! Please hurry, before it's too late.
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Food, no not that one, the other one. No not that one, the other one. I'm not telling you which one but you'd better get it right this time. NO! NOT THAT ONE!!!

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Food, no not that one, the other one. No not that one, the other one. I'm not telling you which one but you'd better get it right this time. NO! NOT THAT ONE!!!
Soooo true!

The Royal von Meouw Dynasty: His Royal Highness the late Prince von Meouw,
Her Royal Highness Princess Gatita von Meouw, Nikita Duchess of Meouw and
His Highness Cuchi-Cuchi, next in line for the throne of Prince von Meouw.
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From Mr.Jazz..."Wait a minute! Skittles got to snuggle with you last night!"

From Precious..."Would you all be quiet, I'm trying to sleep here!"

From Skittles..."Don't matter! I got here first, so nyah, nyah!!"

"A Cat must have three different names:
An everyday family name; A particular name;
And the name but the Cat Himself Knows, and will never confess." T.S. Eliot

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HUNGRY! HUNGRY NOW! oh look... BIRD! And a BUG! !!!

NOW FEED ME!

MOUSE! I get you, COME BACK HERE! YOU PLAY NOW!

FEED ME NOW!

(All in a matter of 10 seconds at the top of his lungs)

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LOL!! I can definitely hear Munch saying all that!!

"A Cat must have three different names:
An everyday family name; A particular name;
And the name but the Cat Himself Knows, and will never confess." T.S. Eliot

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