If your cat spoke English...
...what would they say?
"No, I'm not yet hungry! The fact that I was a starving, freezing, lonely stray years ago does NOT in any way or form give you the right to chase me with food, cushions, blankets and loving all day!" --- Princess Gatita von Meouw
"You open the apt. door RIGHT NOW - because I say so!!" --- The Little Prince Cuchi-Cuchi von Meouw
"Not THAT spot, mom! You already scratched that spot, now you have to scratch THIS spot!" --- Duchess Nikita von Meouw
The Royal von Meouw Dynasty: His Royal Highness the late Prince von Meouw,
Her Royal Highness Princess Gatita von Meouw, Nikita Duchess of Meouw and
His Highness Cuchi-Cuchi, next in line for the throne of Prince von Meouw.