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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-17-2015, 04:28 PM Thread Starter
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Funny Cat Puns?

Hello, not sure if this is anyone else's cup of tea but I am a sucker for bad puns and the sighs they get in response

I thought I'd post something instead of creeping the forums so sorry if this is a little random..
  • Cuddling a cat usually leaves you feline good.
  • I'm so purrfect that whenever I meet a pretty girl, I whisker away.
  • Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?
  • What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
  • I love listening to mewsicals! Fur real, they are pawesome.

If anyone has any they would like to share please go ahead. I can't resist a bad pun, it seems to worse they get the funnier they are!

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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-17-2015, 08:37 PM
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Randomness does not always equal catastrophic, sophie! C'mon, guys! Yeowl jump in on this!
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My friend Alex took one look at the feeding station for my feral cats and asked "Is that the Cat-fed-teria?"
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Why did the little cat pull on the big cat's tail?
He was just kitten!
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OMG! Those are Great, TC!
Thanks!

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And a final one. It's not really a cat, but a feline, at least:

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HAHA! PUMA PANTS! Love etttt!
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-23-2015, 12:40 PM
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Look at me meow

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