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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-26-2003, 05:49 AM Thread Starter
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Cat Commandments

Cat Commandments

Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem.

Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.

Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.

Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are transparent.

Thou shalt not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.

Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.

Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.

Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto thy human's genital region.

Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors.

Thou shalt not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.

Thou shalt not climb on the garbage can with the hinged lid, as thou wilt fall in and trap thyself.

Thou shalt not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.

Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4a.m.

Thou shalt realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity.

Thou shalt not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.

Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.

Thou shalt remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.

Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-28-2003, 02:59 PM
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those are hilarious!! But there are alot more than ten. Did you come up with them?

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HAHAHAHA Those are SO good!!!!!

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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-28-2003, 04:41 PM
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Those are great!
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-29-2003, 02:00 PM Thread Starter
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No Ariel, I found them on the internet.
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-29-2003, 08:17 PM
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Very funny and so true!!
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-23-2003, 06:11 PM
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I love the cat commandments, its especially loveable since all of them are entirely true!
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-24-2003, 03:07 PM Thread Starter
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lol, I know.
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-10-2004, 01:25 AM
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oh my god!! those are SO true and funny tooo!


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