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35 Things Cat Lovers Know!

25 Things Cat Lovers Know!

Here is a list of 25 things that cat-lovers know, but won't admit.
- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
- Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.
- Dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.
- Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and
it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
- A cat's motto is no matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it
look like the dog did it.
- A cat bites the hand that won't feed it fast enough.
- Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through
snow.
- Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
- Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to
find them. But they don't, so that's all right.
- Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then
they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
- Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.
- Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for
what you want.
- Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
- Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
- I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.
- I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is
infinitely superior.
- In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat.
- One cat just leads to another.
- People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
- Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. It's all true, and
they have many other fine qualities as well.
- There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by
cats.
- When I wash the cat, it takes me hours to get the hair off my tongue.
- You can always tell a cat, but you can't tell him much.




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Lol...good one

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Thats Funny...

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-21-2003, 05:11 PM
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That list is very true! Aren't cats quite the character. They can be nice when they want to be and mean when they are feeling revengeful!
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