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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-25-2003, 12:31 AM Thread Starter
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Funny Cats + Dogs Sayings

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this."-Anonymous
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb
"One cat just leads to another."-Ernest Hemingway
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is
infinitely superior."-Hippolyte Taine
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome
me."--Unknown
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --Ernest Menaul
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for
what you want."-Joseph Wood Krutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -- Anne Tyler
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." --Mary Bly
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it
look like the dog did it." -- Unknown

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think
that's how dogs spend their lives." -- Sue Murphy
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult." -- Rita Rudner
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." -- Josh Billings
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his
life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the
last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such
devotion." -- Unknown
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." -- Mark Twain
"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane." -- Smiley Blanton

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-25-2003, 06:18 AM
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Those are some good quotes! The "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes." one is funny.
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Those sayings add a bit of wisdom and wit to our signatures! I love the one in which the cat says to leave a message and she'll get back to you!




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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-12-2003, 10:20 AM
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I enjoyed your quotes here are some cat questions.

I enjoyed those cat sayings, good job, I hope to read more. Here are some interesting questions to ask yourself

Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?
Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter?
Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?
Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?
Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?
Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television?
Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch?
Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?
At the store, do you pick up the catfood and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself?
Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?
Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelette made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?
Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way.)
When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well?
Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?
When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them


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Thank you, Frankm and it goes the same to you. I enjoyed the "survey".
For me it is true -almost all of it! Frosty is a consistent member of our family. But being still a baby I must help myself and not go over board spoiling him. I have to admit that I much as I want to make him learn to stay away from the top counters there are times when I find him sitting there and say : "Look at him being so sweet"

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They have the sweet and innocent look down pat. And afterwards they make sure they give you lots of love-so you'll feel guilty for catching them!




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"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but diminish the cat" - Mark Twain @@@

'Even the smallest feline is a masterpiece' - Leonardo da Vinci
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I really like the one that said
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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later
. All of them are good!
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