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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-19-2004, 02:12 PM Thread Starter
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Actual Newspaper Ads

Actual Ads seen in newspapers:
1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.

2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

3. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.

4. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

5. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

6. Stock up and save. Limit: one.

7. Semi-annual After-Christmas sale.

8. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

9. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

10. Dinner special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-19-2004, 03:03 PM
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Gee thanks - I laughed out loud !

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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-20-2004, 02:15 AM
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Re: Actual Newspaper Ads

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6. Stock up and save. Limit: one.
Hehe yup I hate these.....
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-20-2004, 09:10 AM
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I saw an advert in the local paper for the photography shop, who had a special offer on large-size prints. It said: 'We will blow up your granny or your children.' And there was another advert for the animal shelter (not in the same issue): 'This week, you can have your cat sprayed for free.'

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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-21-2004, 09:39 AM
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"9. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating."

What kind of a restaurant are they running?! ****
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Very funny! Thanks for the laugh.
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I chuckled out loud... very humorous!

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