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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 02-26-2004, 04:34 PM Thread Starter
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Marriage

1. Remember...Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
2. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
3. If it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all!
4. If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
5. I married Miss Right, I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.
6. I haven’t spoken to my wife in several months, I don’t like to interrupt her.
7. A little boy asked his father, “Dad, how much does it cost to get married?” his father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying”
8. Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
9. The fight last night was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on TV?” . . . I said “Dust”
10. A man inserted an ad in the newspaper: “Wife Wanted” He got hundreds of letters all saying the same thing: “Take Mine!”
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 02-27-2004, 11:28 AM
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Hey all those sound so true........I like the one about the forgetting...its kinda true!
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 02-27-2004, 03:56 PM
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So amusing... can't say they're true though... I'm not married ....
Although it sounds about right!

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