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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-04-2004, 10:45 PM Thread Starter
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Dinner Rules

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Table Manners. According to cats.



#1: When you're eating pizza, don't worry. Sauce on your shirt isn't a stain, it's a medal of honor.

#2: When you're eating homemade soup, it's okay to slurp.

#3: Never eat anything that can be used as fish bait.

#4: Sushi is bad for you.

#5: We hear that beans are good for your heart!

#6: If you're on a diet & someone brings home ice-cream, PUT THE DIET ON HOLD!!!!

#7: Tomatoes are fruits, so consider ketchup a fruit.

#8: If this is you: BURP. Excuse me. BURP. Pardon me. BURP. So sorry. Then you're ready for a fancy dinner party!

#9: Don't forget the 3-second rule!

#10: Sardines stink.

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Eating Tips, According To Cats.

#1: Eat plenty of fruits, like ketchup, apple pie, peach cobbler, etc.

#2: Eat plenty of vegetables, like carrot cake, pumpkin pie, sweet potato pie, etc.

#3: ALWAYS eat desert first during the spring & summer.

#4: If you eat allot, try to cut back. Order a pizza with only ONE topping.

#5: Don't eat anything bigger than you "mouth-opening capacity".

#6: If you worry about high-cholesterol, just order a pizza with plenty of garlic!

#7: Penny: "My favorite saying is 'Ham today, gone tomorrow!'"

#8: Sammie: "My favorite saying is 'Don't quit cold turkey, eat as much as you want!'"

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These really didn't strike me as all that funny... they were cute... but I didn't get the laugh...

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These really didn't strike me as all that funny... they were cute... but I didn't get the laugh...
I agree with you...
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i don't. it's funny!

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