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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-09-2004, 01:14 AM Thread Starter
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Cat Haikus

not sure if these were already posted, but I got a big kick out of them.

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.

I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!

The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.

Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that

Blur of motion, then-
Silence, me, a paper bag
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.

Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a "term paper"?

Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

Want to trim my claws
Don't even think about it!
My yelps will wake the dead

I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp....

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much"

Litter box not there
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
time for "Cup Hockey"

We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-09-2004, 10:39 AM
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Those are great!!
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-09-2004, 10:59 AM
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I like it!
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-09-2004, 11:10 AM
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Those were all great! Normally I'd say "I hate haikus...they're so random and don't make sense" but these were the funniest things I've read in a while

Thank you!


"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-09-2004, 12:18 PM
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Very cute...
I like the one about the cat jumping into the window. My cat does that all the time...

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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-09-2004, 12:27 PM Thread Starter
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oh crud, I just realized NOW that I accidentally put this in the behaviour section of the forum. if it's not too much trouble, can a mod please move it to Kitty Humor?

my apologies.
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-09-2004, 02:21 PM
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No problem, ill put it in the humor section. altho it fits behaviour well too

they are great!
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-13-2004, 09:22 AM
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Kitty haikus

They also fit 'Cats in Art and Literature!'
and so true!

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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-22-2004, 11:07 PM
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Ha, ha, too funny!
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