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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-19-2004, 02:59 PM Thread Starter
 
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How to clean the toilet

Got this email today... couldn't help laughing. (note the signature)

Subject: HOW TO CLEAN YOUR TOILET
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet
shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never
mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is
actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. Don't worry, the cat is safe
and this provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be
sure that there are no people between the bathroom and
the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-19-2004, 03:01 PM
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Ahahahahahahaha... I thought it was a little twisted until I read the end. That's great!
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-20-2004, 11:46 PM
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Hehe that would be one easy showering
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-21-2004, 11:47 PM
 
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That's hilarious!! I was laughing out loud...
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