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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 02-02-2005, 10:48 PM Thread Starter
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Joke: The pastor's cat

This particular story just made me laugh. Hope the story leaves a bright spot in your day. Whoever said the Creator doesn't have a sense of humor?

Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and drove away so that the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten.

That's what he did, all the while checking his progress in the car. He then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved the car a little further forward, the rope broke. The tree went "boing!" and the kitten instantly sailed through the air-out of sight.

The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he prayed, "Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping," and went on about his business.

A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church
members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to
see cat food. This woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he
asked her, "Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?"
She replied, "You won't believe this," and then told him how her little
girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few
days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her
little girl, "Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it."

She told the pastor, "I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her
knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe
this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out
of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her."

Never underestimate the Power of God and His unique sense of humor.
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 02-03-2005, 12:54 AM
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That's funny!
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hehe.....that's adorable!!!
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post #4 of 13 (permalink) Old 02-03-2005, 01:55 AM
 
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Awww, cute! I don't buy it being true though.
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Hehe very cute indeed
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Awww, cute! I don't buy it being true though.
Me neither...probably one of those urban legends. Still the vision makes me laugh.
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post #7 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-01-2005, 12:17 AM
 
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In a world of 6 billion+ humans, and many many other factors, its quite possible that this happened, you'd be surprised to hear things like this come from realiable people and end up being true.
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lmao! that was cute!
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lol

LMBO!
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How cute!
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