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Lumpy Gizzard Pants !

Well, that's my new name, according to this little bit of silly fun! Try it, and let us know what your name is!
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This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, let us know. We always need a little bit of silliness in our lives!. And don't go all 'adult' on us. After all, my name is Lumpy Gizzard Pants!

The following in an excerpt from a children's
book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor
****" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone
to assume new names...... Use the third letter of your first name
to determine your new first name:
a = **** b = lumpy
c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet
c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey
k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle
w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth
> > c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
> > k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = biscuits
o = hiney p = chunks
q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.




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I am Pinky Girdle Head!

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Stinky bubble pants

LOL
thats disgusting!

the kids in the juniors Ihave been substitute teaching love the captain underpants books.
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I'm Zippy Girdle Pants
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I am having great fun reading your names. Zalensia, your new name is really lovely. Why not change your online name? (NO, Zalensia, don't hit me again!)




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Loopy Waffle Pants....that's me!
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I am Buttercup Gorillalips

Yes, my son is 7 1/2 reading these books all the time.... Kinda cute to hear him soooooo quitely reading, then bust out laughing---- I actually tried reading the book mentioned above----- quite silly
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loopy apple lips
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Loopy Bubbletush LOL
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