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Kitty Poopies

Kitty Poopies

Roller Poopies - Rules of Play

One or more cats and/or kittens may compete.
Poopies used must be good and dry and preferably rounded and small
in order to roll properly and fit into the various goals.
A non-carpeted floor should be used as the playing court.
To be played at night, just as humans are about to fall asleep.
Object of the game: 250 points to be scored within an 8 hour period
of time divided into four 1-hour periods of play interchanged whour
periods of rest.
Scoring


Retrieval of poopies from the litter pan:

A. Two-paw retrieval 2 points
B. One-paw retrieval 5 points
C. Retrieval of inadequate or mushy poopie -5 points


Dribbling poopies

A. Non-stop to within 4 feet of litter pan 3 points
B. Non-stop across the kitchen floor 5 points
C. Non-stop from pan, through kitchen and into the living room 7
points
D. Same as C, done in presence of the owner's dinner guests 10
points


Passing of poopies (in air at least 2 seconds)

A. One kitty toss in air 3 points
B. Completed forward pass 5 points
C. If poopie shatters on impact 10 points


Goals in Roller Poopies

A. Under stove or refrigerator 5 points
B. Under furniture with 1" clearance 10 points
C. Dead center of food plate 15 points
D. Water dish 25 points


Bonus points

A. Water dish goals
1) For every hour before discovery 5 points
2) If nearly dissolved upon discovery 10 points
3) If owner gags when dumping 15 points


B. For placing in 3:00AM path to bathroom
1) So owner steps on it with bare feet 10 points
2) If stepped on with fleshy part of arch 15 points


C. Movement of poopies up the stairs
1) With mouth (never observed) 5 points
2) Using paws, 1 step at a time 10 points
3) On wooden steps between 12:00-6:00 A.M 20 points


D. Night-time bonus
1) After lights out 5 points
2) After 2:00 A.M 10 points
3) If owner confiscates it, having another one in play within 10
minutes 15 points
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