How To Take A Photograph Of Your Kitty
HOW TO TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH OF YOUR KITTY
Remove film from box and load camera.
Remove film box from kitty's claws and throw in trash.
Remove kitty from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
Choose a suitable background for photo.
Mount camera on tripod and focus.
Find kitty and take dirty sock from mouth.
Place kitty in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
Forget about spot and crawl after kitty on knees.
Focus with one hand and fend off kitty with other hand.
Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
Put dog outside after disengaging kitty's claws.
Put magazines back on coffee table.
Try to get kitty's attention by squeaking toy over your head.
Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
Jump up in time to grab kitty by scruff of neck and say, "No, not in
the potted plants!"
Clean up mess.
Sit back in chair with lemonade and resolve to take 'candid' shots