Signs your kitten is in with the wrong crowd
Signs your kitten is
in with the wrong crowd
One day, without your permission, he gets his ears pierced.
Your credit card is overcharged, mainly for "9-Lives".
You find attached to the refrigerator a note that reads: "Leave a
steak on the front porch at midnight, or you'll never see Spot
Too many times a week your cat comes home after one in the morning,
totally plastered and with a strong odour of catnip about him.
You come home to catch him in the act of raiding your liquor
Several hundred dollars' worth of phone calls appear on your phone
bill to "1-900-PUSSYCAT-MEOW".
You find out that the lifetime's supply of cat food wasn't a prize
from "Kitten's Life" magazine, but that your cat has been selling
drugs in the neighbourhood.
After failing to get your attention with constant meows and by
rubbing up against your leg, your cat pulls out his Magnum-44 and
aims it at you, demanding "Friskies" and catnip.