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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-12-2005, 08:07 PM Thread Starter
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All the things my cat is not

My cat does not barf hairballs; he is a floor/rug redecorator.

My cat does not break things; she helps gravity do its job.

My cat does not fear dogs; they are merely sprint practice tools.

My cat does not gobble; she eats with alacrity.

My cat does not scratch; he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.

My cat does not yowl; he is singing off-key.

My cat is not a "shedding machine;" she is a hair relocation stylist.

My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile;" she enjoys the proximity
of food.

My cat is not a bed hog; he is a mattress appreciator.

My cat is not a chatterbox; she is advising me on what to do next.

My cat is not a dope addict; she is catnip appreciative.

My cat is not a lap fungus; he is bed selective.

My cat is not a pest; she is attention deprived.

My cat is not a ruthless hunter; she is a wildlife control expert.

My cat is not evil; she is badness enhanced.

My cat is not fat; he is mass enhanced.

My cat is not hydrophobic; she has an inability to appreciate
moisture.

My cat is not lazy; he is motivationally challenged.

My cat is not underfoot; she is shepherding me to my next destination,
the food dish.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-20-2005, 10:16 PM
 
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heh heh, nice.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-21-2005, 12:28 PM
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Cool ^_^

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