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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-20-2005, 09:43 AM Thread Starter
 
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Cats 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Catmas my humans gave to me ... A carpeted cheaply home-made cat tree. (Feeble attempt by the Big Owner to get me off his bed where I take up most of the space. Sorry, no go.)

On the second day of Catmas my humans gave to me ... Two catnip toys. (They were destroyed within minutes. Next...)

One the third day of Catmas my humans gave to me ... Three nuggets of Pounce. (Stingy humans.)(After they went to bed I knocked the can over and ate the rest.)

On the fourth day of Catmas my humans gave to me ... Four furry mice.
(Fake, what a disappointment.)

On the fifth day of Catmas my humans gave to me ... Five small lattice
balls. (They made such an irritating noise on the hardwood floor the
Big Owner took them away the next day.)

On the sixth day of Catmas my humans gave to me ... Six floppy stuffed Beanie Dalmatians. (95 to go. Big whoop.)

On the seventh day of Catmas my human gave to me ... Seven Pet Food
Covers. (Hold on here, buckeroo. I eat a whole can of that stuff at
one sitting. Covers suggest I won't be doing that anymore? Over your
dead body.)

On the eighth day of Catmas my human gave to me ... Eight Hairball
Toys. (Looks just like the real thing.)

On the ninth day of Catmas my humans gave to me ... Nine humans
dancing. (Trying to not step on the fake hairballs.)

On the tenth day of Catmas my humans gave to me ... Ten balls of
twine. (Old reliable. Z-z-z. I may knit a noose for the Big Owner.)

On the eleventh day of Catmas my humans gave to me ... Eleven minutes
of scratching. (It's about all the Big Owner can handle before
strands of hair fly up into his nose and make him sneeze all over me.)

On the twelfth day of Catmas my humans gave to me ... Twelve human
hugs and kisses. It makes up for all the rest.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-20-2005, 10:10 PM
 
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hehehe cute.
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