i found myself relating to most of these.
You call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat. ( i do this ALL the time b/c i'm gone 10 hours a day 4-5 days a week)
More than half your grocery money goes to cat food and treats (who's doesn't?)
The only (or at least first) forum you log onto is the animal forum (catforum.com only
While proudly showing off your family album, your guest asks, "Isn't there anyone else in your family besides the cat?"
You buy premium quality cat kibble for your cat, but live on take-out, frozen pizza, and blue-box macaroni and cheese yourself.
You don't think twice about trading licks of an ice cream cone with your cat
You have 32 different names for your cat. Most make no sense, but the cat understands them all.
You lecture people on responsible cat ownership.
Your cat decides he doesn't like someone and you tend to agree
Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent. (currently, this is very true)
You do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.
lol sorry i had to post my most common ones..... i feel better now
Thanks for sharing that k_lo86 ! i really enjoyed it.