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post #1 of 46 (permalink) Old 08-12-2011, 11:22 AM Thread Starter
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What is your favorite cat quote?

Post your favorite quote about cats. Can be from literature, celebrities, comics, or bumper stickers.

Mine: People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote. ~Charlotte Gray
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post #2 of 46 (permalink) Old 08-13-2011, 10:19 PM
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My favorite quote is my signature

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God". ~Unknown
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post #3 of 46 (permalink) Old 10-27-2011, 04:08 PM
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I have three quotes I particularly like:

"Dogs have owners, cats have staff"

"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort"

"If you want the most comfy chair in the house, look for the cat!"
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post #4 of 46 (permalink) Old 10-27-2011, 04:46 PM
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"After dark all cats are leopards." - Proverb

"Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat." - Mark Twain
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post #5 of 46 (permalink) Old 10-27-2011, 06:47 PM
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I like the one in my signature. As well, there's:

"Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you."

And I also like Hugh's favourite :

"Women and cats will do as they please...men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
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post #6 of 46 (permalink) Old 10-27-2011, 07:23 PM
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"Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you."
- Mary Bly
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
- Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
- Anonymous
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post #7 of 46 (permalink) Old 10-27-2011, 08:36 PM Thread Starter
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I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Bill Dana

Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.
Rod McKuen

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post #8 of 46 (permalink) Old 11-23-2011, 11:46 PM
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"I'm not a crazy cat lady....just a lady with crazy cats"
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post #9 of 46 (permalink) Old 11-25-2011, 10:13 PM
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Beware those who dislike cats : Irish proverb
Cats are like chips, you can't jut have one
You can keep a dog; But it's the cat that keeps people because cats find humans useful domestic animals : Georges Mikes
Even overweight cats know the cardinal rule; when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. John Weitz
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post #10 of 46 (permalink) Old 12-26-2011, 05:49 PM
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Here are a few, attributable to that prolific writer, Anonymous:

"Oxymoron: Catproof"

"Pets are fun. My cat likes to play Hide-and-Go-Puke."

"Purring: The sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness."

"Realize that EVERYTHING is a cat toy."

"To a cat, 'NO!' means 'Not while I'm looking!'"
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