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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-26-2004, 04:29 PM Thread Starter
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Cat Quotes

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One of my favorites is the one in my signature -
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-15-2004, 10:02 PM
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The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world. Lynn M. Osband

"The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron." --George Will

"Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man."--Paul Gray

and my absolute favourite:

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.- Hazel Nicholson
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-16-2004, 01:15 AM
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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. - Dereke Bruce

If cats could talk, they wouldn't. - Nan Porter

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. - Bill Dana

These are animals in general ...

All charming creatures are spoiled; it is the secret of their attraction. - Oscar Wilde

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-19-2004, 09:56 AM
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I don't know who wrote this but it was on someones keyring: The more I know about men, the more I love my cat. (Same here)
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-21-2004, 12:55 PM
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'A cat isn't fussy - just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate, from which he will take it and eat it off the floor' - Arthur Bridges

'Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never go cold' - Susanne Millen

And the one in my signature, which I saw on a greetings card.
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-19-2004, 05:43 PM
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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-19-2004, 07:12 PM
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-05-2004, 05:14 PM
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I was looking at a quotes page and I found some really neat/ funny ones so i thought i would share :

Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly.
- Arnold Edinborough

"Cats don't like change without their consent."
- Roger A. Caras

"A cat allows you to sleep on the bed. On the edge."--Jenny de Vries

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." kind steriotypical but still funny

thats just a couple i liked lol i wont swamp you guys with quotes
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-05-2006, 03:25 PM
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"Since each of us is blessed with only one life, why not live it with a cat?"
Robert Stearns

"Cats are always elegant."
John Weitz

"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
Mark Twain

"A cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
Ernest Menault

"You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense."
Jane Pauley

"If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up."
Joan Asper McIntosh

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."

"Every dog has its day, but nights are reserved for cats."

"One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home."
Pam Brown
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-18-2006, 02:31 PM
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