Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: London, England
Funny email i was sent - "I am proud to be British&quo
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while
the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out
of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control
Scalextric cars. and finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
I am proud to be British
"FIV != PTS"
"SENIOR KITTIZENS ROCK! (between naps)"
Allie and Ridley
Toby - waiting at the rainbow bridge (2002-2011)