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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-28-2008, 06:31 PM Thread Starter
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Purina Dog Chow

Saw this today:

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Rusty, our hunting dog, at Wal-Mart and was standing in line about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was 'where is your sign lady' but decided to go with it...

So.. on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina weight loss Diet again. I said I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is, you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete.. . so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story to say the least.)

Totally horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.

Wal-Mart asked me not to shop there anymore.

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-28-2008, 07:10 PM
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ROFL....I was already laying on the floor, but that is besides the point. Oh my goodness Marie, that was a good one. Thanks for sharing.

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Hahah, that's too funny!

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-28-2008, 09:52 PM
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Re: Purina Dog Chow

LOL that is hilarious!! You rock!!
I hate Walmart, Hardly ever go there

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That's me after I fell over laughing, Marie!!

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-29-2008, 03:54 AM
 
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Tire go flat? "nope i was drivin down the road and the other 3 just swelled right up!" ....

here's your sign

very funny marie lol
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