Dealing With Burdens in Life - Cat Forum : Cat Discussion Forums
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-11-2008, 04:13 PM Thread Starter
Cat Addict
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Indiana, USA
Posts: 1,992
Dealing With Burdens in Life

Some ways of dealing with the burdens of life:

* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the
statue.

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat
them.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the
middle of it. [ ]

* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their
maker.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. [ ]

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others. [ ]

* Never buy a car you can't push.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you
won't have a leg to stand on.

* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the
world to one person.

* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty
and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but
they all have to live in the same box.

" A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

judy
"Where am I going and what am I doing in this handbasket?"
pookie769 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-11-2008, 04:51 PM
Tom Cat
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Alabama
Posts: 565
That was a LOT of truth there!
talullah is offline  
post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-11-2008, 04:53 PM
Super Moderator
 
marie73's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 28,727
Quote:
* The second mouse gets the cheese.
My favorite!

Cali, Cinderella, Cleo and Charlee

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Always in my heart, my lovely Cinderella, running free at the Bridge.
Always in my heart, my sweet Cali, running free at the Bridge.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
marie73 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-11-2008, 05:41 PM
Premier Cat

 
Jeanie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 30,549
Send a message via MSN to Jeanie
Thanks, Judy. I enjoyed those.




Jeanie

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. ~Jean Burden
Jeanie is offline  
post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-11-2008, 06:31 PM
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Wisconsin, USA
Posts: 12,712
Didn't Forrest Gump say that thing about crayons?

And why can't I ever be the pigeon?
coaster is offline  
post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-11-2008, 06:35 PM Thread Starter
Cat Addict
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Indiana, USA
Posts: 1,992
Quote:
Originally Posted by coaster
Didn't Forrest Gump say that thing about crayons?

And why can't I ever be the pigeon?
The only one I remember is the one about life being like a box of chocolates............cause you never know what kind you're gonna get.

judy
"Where am I going and what am I doing in this handbasket?"
pookie769 is offline  
post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-11-2008, 07:04 PM
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 5,622
or.... Lif is like etc, because most often someone's nicked the little book telling you what's in it and they've just left the weird liquorice ones.

Ok it's less snappy, but meh

My personal favourites:
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the
statue.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
Huge is offline  
post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-11-2008, 11:02 PM
Cool Cat
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: VIC, Australia
Posts: 959
Those are some great ones!

Silver Deer and...

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Silver deer is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Cat Forum : Cat Discussion Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome