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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-15-2008, 09:58 PM Thread Starter
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A Little Football Humor

I am sure that some of you that watch football, know how BAD BAD BAD the Detroit Lions suck. So, I figured some of you would enjoy a little Lions Football Humor from Michigan. I got this in an email from a friend...

**** Freezes Over...NOT
Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go
to ****.
When they arrive, the Devil observes that they are really enjoying
He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?
Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Meeshigan, da land of
snow an ice, an ve're
yust happy fer da chance ta varm up a little bit ya know.'

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the
heat even more.
When he returns to the room of the two guys from Meeshigan, the devil
finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is inabject
misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?'
Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere
at in Meeshigan, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.'
The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight.

Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because
they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in

The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging
everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or
gnash their teeth.

The devil smiles and heads for theroom with Ole and Sven.
He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and
mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. Whatis wrong with you two?'

They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know,
if **** iss froze over, dat must mean da Lions yust von da Super Bowl.'

Had me and all my family cracking up.

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Re: A Little Football Humor

That's pretty good considering the year the Lions have been having!
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That's awesome.

I don't even bother with the Lions anymore.

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