Re: Happy Birthday to me.. Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday,
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday. You really don't want me to *sing* the Happy Birthday song. No, really. You don't. I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.
*cough*cough* I heard that! Okay. You talked me into it:
HAppy BIRthday, TO you. Happy BIRTHday, To You. HAppy BIIIRTH-DAAAYY dear ZAAAAAA-ARRRRR! HApPY BIRthDAY, TOOooooOOOO, YOOOoooooOOOOOuuuuuUUUUU!