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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-28-2009, 10:18 PM Thread Starter
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The Funeral

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most
unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second hearse about 50 feet behind.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a dog on a leash.

Behind her were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

"His mistress. She tried to help my husband, and then the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"You’ll need to get in the back of the line."

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LOL!
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Now that is a dog that should be cloned .


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It takes a cat to turn a house from a cold building into a warm home.
Cats teach us it's the simplest things that really matter
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2 boxers Miki & Monty
Boy Cats: Tucker,Freeway,Tyson,Copicat,Mike
Girl Cats : Magic, Garfield, Buggie,Lexie,Spike,Ginger,Blue,Spooky,Rotten, Trouble
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-29-2009, 12:18 PM
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*snigger*
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lol

i need that!!
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"FIV != PTS"
"SENIOR KITTIZENS ROCK! (between naps)"

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I've read that before but it still funny.
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That's the first time I've seen a female version, I've seen the guy version a few times.


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