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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-31-2009, 06:58 AM Thread Starter
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Women!!

A woman was playing a round of golf when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the trees and started to look for it - and came across a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me I will grant you three wishes." She freed the frog and he said, "Thank you very much. However, I failed to mention that there was condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!"

"That's OK," the woman replied and chose her first wish: to be the most beautiful woman in the world. "You realise that your husband will be ten times more handsome than you? He will be an Adonis who attracts all women?'." asked the frog. "That's OK," replied the woman. "Because I will be the most beautiful woman in the world, he will only have eyes for me."

Kazam! She was instantly the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world, even though she accepted that her husband would be ten times richer! "It's all right," she explained. "What's mine is his, and what's his is mine."

Kazam! She was instantly the richest woman in the world.

The frog then asked her about her third wish. "I would like to have a mild heart attack," she replied.

Moral of the story? Women are clever: don't mess with them!

Attention Female Readers:
This is the end of the joke. Stop here and continue to feel good.

Attention Male Readers:
Please read on: The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife! Moral of the story? Women are not as smart as they think they are!

PS If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen!!! (Allie says .... oops )

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-31-2009, 08:34 AM
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Re: Women!!

You shouldn't be so mean Allie.
You've got to treat women gently, they're not as mentally stong as blokes.

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You shouldn't be so mean Allie.
You've got to treat women gently, they're not as mentally stong as blokes.

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