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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-24-2010, 08:19 PM Thread Starter
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Funny want ad on Craigslist

The "Mom" part is my favorite.

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Shifts are 11 AM to 7 PM. Shifts will vary between 3-4 days per week. Must be available weekends.

This is a part time day position and will not lead to nights. Ideal job for a mature person looking for a second income. You will not make a million dollars working here.

If you think this might be the job for you, please copy/paste your résumé into your reply. If you don’t have a résumé, just let us know a little bit about your work experience. We will be accepting applications at the bar starting Tuesday between 12 PM and 7 PM.

ATTACHED RÉSUMÉS WILL NOT BE LOOKED AT.

If your Momma still cleans up after you, please ask her to apply.

NO PHONE CALLS. The bartenders are grouchy enough without having to answer the phone all day.

Cali, Cinderella, Cleo and Charlee

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-24-2010, 09:24 PM
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That's original!




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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-25-2010, 05:21 PM
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A librarian friend says that tending bar was good practice! The same people skills are needed. Cantakerous customers,having to patiently explain policy,and above all:IMPROV!
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-25-2010, 05:37 PM
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I hope whoever wrote that want ad isn't expecting anything but someone that couldn't possibly find work elsewhere.

Thats... just... HORRIBLE!

This is still my favorite want ad though:
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-26-2010, 01:12 PM
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Excellent ad. I love the "let's get real" ones.


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