I joke and say how in our home, "cat hair" is a condiment. 0_o No, really. It isn't often you get to eat anything w/out a cat hair in it. Usually attached to a foot as they dab at your plate/bowl, fishing to seewhatchagot and if they might like some of it. I've lost an entire porkchop before. Hey, it was a tense scene in the movie that momentarily diverted my attention!
We really need to stop eating in the livingroom with our plates on our laps.