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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-06-2012, 12:02 AM Thread Starter
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23 adult truths

1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on their # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Even under ideal conditions, people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

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LOL LOL LOL LOL. love it! #22 is particularily true for me, as is #11 and #1 too.

Will be sharing this one around, thanks!
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#7 is great, but if they implement #17, I'll never find my way home again!

And #20 - YES!! Love it when that happens!

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6 semes almost the truth these days, 8 I disagree with; too personal, 9 would be concerning health-wise, 12 I'm still stuck on plain old DVD - forget BluevRay, 14 I've never considered... a lot of these made me laugh.


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8 I disagree with; too personal,
Rubbish. You're dead, you won't care.

It would answer those "who the **** gets killed by a vending machine?" type questions.
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Rubbish. You're dead, you won't care.

It would answer those "who the **** gets killed by a vending machine?" type questions.
Well maybe it depends on how you die, I wouldn't want to necessarily broadcast to the world that a family member or myself has died of some terrible debilitating problem, possibly suffering for years in one way or another. Makes it all more depressing to read than anything, I'd rather be morbidly curious than read long discriptions of their death; obits should not be all about their death, besides to alert others of their passing - that's not what you want people reading the paper to take away from it, you want them to read about their life and accomplishments. Or at least I do. Anyone important knows the details for their death and those are the only people that need to know about it.


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Thank you, Debbie Downer.





Speaking of which, the original Debbie Downer episode (scroll down, second video)

The Clicker - Upside of Lindsay Lohan on 'SNL' was classic 'Debbie Downer' sketch

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Well maybe it depends on how you die, I wouldn't want to necessarily broadcast to the world that a family member or myself has died of some terrible debilitating problem, possibly suffering for years in one way or another. Makes it all more depressing to read than anything, I'd rather be morbidly curious than read long discriptions of their death; obits should not be all about their death, besides to alert others of their passing - that's not what you want people reading the paper to take away from it, you want them to read about their life and accomplishments. Or at least I do. Anyone important knows the details for their death and those are the only people that need to know about it.
You're taking this WAY too seriously.

Next you'll be whining about how #23 is being mean to fat people.
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I'll add one that my Dad, who was then about 70, said: The older you get, the more resolve it takes the leave the house.


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23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
We have two brains.
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