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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-28-2004, 06:38 PM Thread Starter
 
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They Found Nemo

For that to be one of my favorite movies, this is a very funny pic!


-P.S. I'm very proud of myself because I finally posted a picture!
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-28-2004, 06:52 PM
 
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I have seen this one before .
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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-28-2004, 07:36 PM Thread Starter
 
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I think just about everybody has. But it's still just as funny every time!
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post #4 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-29-2004, 09:33 AM
 
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I hadn't! Thanks for sharing!
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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-29-2004, 11:32 AM
 
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i hadn't seen it either, funny and more than a bit disturbing!!
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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-29-2004, 03:56 PM
 
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I know. I can send more funny pics if you want. I can send funny signs, too. They are REAL road signs. Want me to uplaod them in this topic, start a new topic, or just not upload them? I will upload this one to see: [/img]http://www.dowlingsweatt.com/FunnyPi...f_Signsusa.htm
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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-29-2004, 05:48 PM
 
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I have one, but it may be offending to people here.

I know of others but i dont remember where they are.
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-29-2004, 07:07 PM
 
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Try going to www.google.com & do a search on it. That's how I found these. (actaully my Dad found them, but I retyped what he did & found them)
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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-29-2004, 07:09 PM
 
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Oh, here's a joke my Dad sent me. I don't know if it's offending to others, but it shouldn't be. My cousin is blond & thinks it's funny.
Joke #1

Inventions by Blondes...


1. The water-proof towel
2. Glow in the dark sunglasses
3. Solar powered flashlights
4. Submarine screen doors
5. A book on how to read
6. Inflatable dart boards
7. A dictionary index
8. Mechanical Pencil sharpeners
9. Powdered water
10. Pedal-powered wheel chairs
11. Waterproof tea bags
12. Watermelon seed sorter
13. Zero proof alcohol
14. Reuseable ice cubes
15. See-through toilet tissue
16. Skinless bananas
17. Do-it-yourself road map
18. Turnip ice cream
19. Toe implants
20. An all white flag
21. Rolls Royce pickup truck
22. Helicopter Ejector Seat
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--- The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a " professional. " Scroll down for
each
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?











The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
and close
the door.


This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?













Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
the
refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer)Correct Answer: Open the
refrigerator,
take
out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.This tests your
ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.









3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?












Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just
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answer the
first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance
to
show
your
true abilities.














4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by
crocodiles. How
do
you manage it?















Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are
attending
the
Animal
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to
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they
tested
got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several
correct
answers.
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that
most
professionals have the brains of a four year old.

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.

-It IS frustrating, isn't it? I love jokes, so you'll see alot of 'em on my posts!
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