Cat Journal Entries....
Post a jornal entry from your cat!
Here is an entry from Luxy about the arrival of my puppy:
Seems as if this foul creature is here to stay. Sigh. My life has become so meaningless since it's arrival. Often I ponder the consequences of offing the little beast...it could be done so easily! But alas I feel that this would be a huge mistake on my part seeing as I would be the only one to balme for the sudden death.
I remeber back when my life was more than this mental solitary confinement. The first week it was here I thought I would alarm them by not comming downstairs. This was a rude awakening on my part. I was only visited no more then a few hours a day...so recently I have been comming down more and more. It kills me to have to give in, but there is no other way around it. I must take back my throne! This is a task that can not be dealt with lying down!
I can not believe that I have endured a month of this torture! It's amazing what I have put myself through and have remained sane all the while. But this can go on NO MORE! NO MORE I SAY!
I must think of a plan...6 pounds of sheer stupidity should be very easily delt with...but I must do it in a way that puts me back on my pedistol of greatness.
Soon I will be back to ruling my kingdom! Just wait and see! Everyone will BOW DOWN to the MIGHTY RULER QUEEN LUXY!
Sigh. I have to use the litter box.