There was an editorial in the campus newspaper here about sex (I know, big surprise) -- and how it's a privilege, life is a right, etc. I think it might have had something to do with abortion, but it's been awhile.
Anyway, there's a forum in the newspaper, also, and it has been filled with comments about this article. The comment this morning, however, had me rolling.
> I'm a 19-year-old virgin. If sex is a right, then why am I not getting state-provided boom-boom?
I got about 3 hours of sleep last night, and that's what I needed to get my Yeah-it's-Thursday-but-crap-not-yet-Friday going.
I hope it gives someone else a laugh.