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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-14-2005, 10:17 AM Thread Starter
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The Best Husband (joke!)

The Best Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the handsfree speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just
offer$900,000"

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-14-2005, 10:30 AM
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BWAHAHAHAHA!

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-14-2005, 10:58 AM
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Hilarious!

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